To the men and women that stay up with you on those late, assiduous nights, coaxing you into an awe. They'll sleep with you after you flip through the pages of their stories. They'll never disappoint you or make you feel awkward. And let's face it, you've already stalked their lives.
Took notice of a specific variety of pastry which immediately evoked this mental image. The moral of the story is that bad things happen when history students don’t have papers to write.